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What Women Want ???

A practical example of how the human mind works

•  For young men, it's a picture of a lady with a nice arse but only the most observant will notice that she is crossing a street
 
• The really observant will notice that she is wearing a thong.
 
•  For older men, she appears to be a respectable woman  with a nice arse on her way to work.
 
•  The perverts among them will imagine her naked.
 
•  Wiser men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer to take the shot in the face of such beauty and be grateful that they shared it with humanity.
 
•  For half of the women, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way. - The other half will think she is a slut but wonder where she bought that blouse.
 
•  Older women will imagine the misery that the woman's arse will cause by the time she reaches 50.
 
•  But only children, the extremely intelligent and the celibate will notice that the taxi is being driven by a dog.

Get Rid Of Your Wife

Scientists

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.

He says,She says

He says : Why marry the cow when you can get the milk for free?

She says: women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just for a little sausage!!!!

What's in a name?

A guy was invited to some old friends' home for dinner. His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Jaanu, etc.

The guy was impressed since the couple had been married almost 70 years. While the wife was off in the kitchen he said to his buddy: "I think it's wonderful that after all the years you've been married, you still call your wife those pet names."

His buddy hung his head. "To tell you the truth," he said, "I forgot her name about ten years ago."