Young college girl at the local greetings cards store.
Girl: Do you have any sentimental Love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says: To the only boy I ever loved.
Girl: Great! I want 10 of them.
3 weeks ago
Saturday, October 31, 2009
YOU CALLING ME COLORED
A really thought provoking poem:
Dear White Fella,
Coupla Things You Should Know
When I Born, I Black
When I Grow Up, I Black
When I Go In Sun, I Black
When I Cold, I Black
When I Scared, I Black
When I Sick, I Black
And When I Die, I Still Black
And You White Fella,
When You Born, You Pink
When You Grow Up, You White
When You Go In Sun, You Red
When You Cold, You Blue
When You Scared, You Yellow
When You Sick, You Green0
When You Die, You Grey
............. AND YOU CALLING ME COLORED?
Dear White Fella,
Coupla Things You Should Know
When I Born, I Black
When I Grow Up, I Black
When I Go In Sun, I Black
When I Cold, I Black
When I Scared, I Black
When I Sick, I Black
And When I Die, I Still Black
And You White Fella,
When You Born, You Pink
When You Grow Up, You White
When You Go In Sun, You Red
When You Cold, You Blue
When You Scared, You Yellow
When You Sick, You Green0
When You Die, You Grey
............. AND YOU CALLING ME COLORED?
Sunday, October 25, 2009
shopping
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart's and the husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their shopping cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the shopping cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.
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'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the shopping cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.
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Who Cheating who??
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man
"Holy crap. That must be my husband!"
So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window.
He
smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his
car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and
screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, "Yeah, then why were you running?"
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Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man
"Holy crap. That must be my husband!"
So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window.
He
smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his
car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and
screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, "Yeah, then why were you running?"
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Saturday, October 24, 2009
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