A Boy Heard

A boy asks his father, "Dad, is it true, I heard in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her."

His dad replies, "That happens in every country son!"

The Cost Of Marriage

A little boy asks his dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

His father replies to him, "I've no idea son, but I'm still paying for it."

The Wizard

An old man went to a wizard to see if he could remove a "curse" he'd had been living with for 40 years. the wizard says to him, "Maybe, but you'd have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you!"

The old man replies without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife!"

Love Cards

Young college girl at the local greetings cards store.

Girl: Do you have any sentimental Love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says: To the only boy I ever loved.

Girl: Great! I want 10 of them.

YOU CALLING ME COLORED

A really thought provoking poem:

Dear White Fella,

Coupla Things You Should Know
When I Born, I Black
When I Grow Up, I Black
When I Go In Sun, I Black
When I Cold, I Black
When I Scared, I Black
When I Sick, I Black
And When I Die, I Still Black

And You White Fella,
When You Born, You Pink
When You Grow Up, You White
When You Go In Sun, You Red
When You Cold, You Blue
When You Scared, You Yellow
When You Sick, You Green0
When You Die, You Grey

............. AND YOU CALLING ME COLORED?

shopping

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart's and the husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their shopping cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the shopping cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.

Who Cheating who??

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.

Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man
"Holy crap. That must be my husband!"

So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window.
He
smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his
car as fast as he could go.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and
screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'

The woman yelled back, "Yeah, then why were you running?"