He says : Why marry the cow when you can get the milk for free?
She says: women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just for a little sausage!!!!
Showing posts with label Compare. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Compare. Show all posts
Friday, July 23, 2010
Saturday, October 31, 2009
YOU CALLING ME COLORED
A really thought provoking poem:
Dear White Fella,
Coupla Things You Should Know
When I Born, I Black
When I Grow Up, I Black
When I Go In Sun, I Black
When I Cold, I Black
When I Scared, I Black
When I Sick, I Black
And When I Die, I Still Black
And You White Fella,
When You Born, You Pink
When You Grow Up, You White
When You Go In Sun, You Red
When You Cold, You Blue
When You Scared, You Yellow
When You Sick, You Green0
When You Die, You Grey
............. AND YOU CALLING ME COLORED?
Dear White Fella,
Coupla Things You Should Know
When I Born, I Black
When I Grow Up, I Black
When I Go In Sun, I Black
When I Cold, I Black
When I Scared, I Black
When I Sick, I Black
And When I Die, I Still Black
And You White Fella,
When You Born, You Pink
When You Grow Up, You White
When You Go In Sun, You Red
When You Cold, You Blue
When You Scared, You Yellow
When You Sick, You Green0
When You Die, You Grey
............. AND YOU CALLING ME COLORED?
Sunday, October 25, 2009
shopping
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart's and the husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their shopping cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the shopping cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.
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'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the shopping cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.
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Thursday, July 16, 2009
Female Versus Male
Q: Why are men like blenders?
A: You need one but you're not quite sure why.
Q: Why is food better than a man?
A: You don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
Q: What's a man's idea of helping to make the bed?
A: He gets out..
Q: Why are men and parking spots similar?
A: The good ones are already taken and the ones left are handicapped.
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: ONE! men will screw anything.
Q: What do toilet seats, anniversaries and a clitoris have in common?
A: Men miss them all.
Q: How do you keep a man interested after marriage?
A: Wear perfume that smells like beer.
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: She starts the sentance with "A man once told me..."
Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: That's not the point, what's she doing out of the kitchen?
Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured outwomen?
A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don't know it has never happened.
Q: Why are there only snowmen and no snowomen?
A: Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow all Winter.
Q: Why don't men get Mad Cow disease?
A: Because men are pigs.
Q: Why are guys like lawn mowers?
A: They emit foul odors, are hard to get started, and do not last for long.
Q: Why are men like laxatives?
A: They irritate the shit out of you.
Q: Why did God create man?
A: Because vibrators don't mow lawns.
Q: What are two reasons men don't mind their own business?
A: No mind-No business.
Q: Why is it hard for a women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?
A: You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Q: Why are men given larger brains than dogs?
A: So they don't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
Q: Why can't men get mad cow disease?
A: Because they're all pigs.
Q: What is the main difference between men and boys?
A: Men's toys cost more money.
A: You need one but you're not quite sure why.
Q: Why is food better than a man?
A: You don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
Q: What's a man's idea of helping to make the bed?
A: He gets out..
Q: Why are men and parking spots similar?
A: The good ones are already taken and the ones left are handicapped.
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: ONE! men will screw anything.
Q: What do toilet seats, anniversaries and a clitoris have in common?
A: Men miss them all.
Q: How do you keep a man interested after marriage?
A: Wear perfume that smells like beer.
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: She starts the sentance with "A man once told me..."
Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: That's not the point, what's she doing out of the kitchen?
Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured outwomen?
A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don't know it has never happened.
Q: Why are there only snowmen and no snowomen?
A: Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow all Winter.
Q: Why don't men get Mad Cow disease?
A: Because men are pigs.
Q: Why are guys like lawn mowers?
A: They emit foul odors, are hard to get started, and do not last for long.
Q: Why are men like laxatives?
A: They irritate the shit out of you.
Q: Why did God create man?
A: Because vibrators don't mow lawns.
Q: What are two reasons men don't mind their own business?
A: No mind-No business.
Q: Why is it hard for a women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?
A: You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Q: Why are men given larger brains than dogs?
A: So they don't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
Q: Why can't men get mad cow disease?
A: Because they're all pigs.
Q: What is the main difference between men and boys?
A: Men's toys cost more money.
Male VS Female
Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
Q: Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter?
A: Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.
Q: Why are hangovers better than women?
A: Hangovers will go away.
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
Q: How do you know when a women's about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."
Q: How do you fix a woman's watch?
A: You don't...there's a clock on the oven!
I date this girl for two years -- and then the nagging starts:"I wanna know your name..."
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.
Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
Q: What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
A: 1.No mind.a: 2.No business.
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" and I said, "Dust!"
Q: Why do women like intelligent men?
A: Opposites attract.
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
Q: Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter?
A: Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.
Q: Why are hangovers better than women?
A: Hangovers will go away.
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
Q: How do you know when a women's about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."
Q: How do you fix a woman's watch?
A: You don't...there's a clock on the oven!
I date this girl for two years -- and then the nagging starts:"I wanna know your name..."
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.
Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
Q: What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
A: 1.No mind.a: 2.No business.
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" and I said, "Dust!"
Q: Why do women like intelligent men?
A: Opposites attract.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Talks Too Much
A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men.
He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per day.
His wife thought about this for a while. She then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.
Her husband looked stunned. He said "What?"
He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per day.
His wife thought about this for a while. She then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.
Her husband looked stunned. He said "What?"
Saturday, June 27, 2009
The Most Important Discoveries
Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.
Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.
Man discovered colors, invented painting.
Woman discovered painting, invented make-up.
Man discovered speech, invented conversation.
Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip.
Man discovered agriculture, invented food.
Woman discovered food, invented diet.
Man discovered friendship, invented love.
Woman discovered love, invented marriage.
Man discovered trade, invented money.
Woman discovered money, man has never recovered
Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.
Man discovered colors, invented painting.
Woman discovered painting, invented make-up.
Man discovered speech, invented conversation.
Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip.
Man discovered agriculture, invented food.
Woman discovered food, invented diet.
Man discovered friendship, invented love.
Woman discovered love, invented marriage.
Man discovered trade, invented money.
Woman discovered money, man has never recovered
Friday, June 26, 2009
Girls and computers
CD-ROM
GIRLS She is always faster and faster.
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EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .
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HARD DISK GIRLS
she remembers everything, FOREVER
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INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
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MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful
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SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
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RAM GIRLS
she forget about you, the moment turn her off
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WINDOW GIRLS
everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
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VIRUS GIRLS Also known as "wife''
when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will lose everything..
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SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her.
GIRLS She is always faster and faster.
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EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .
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HARD DISK GIRLS
she remembers everything, FOREVER
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INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
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MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful
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SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
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RAM GIRLS
she forget about you, the moment turn her off
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WINDOW GIRLS
everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
***********
VIRUS GIRLS Also known as "wife''
when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will lose everything..
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SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
The ATM Drive-through
A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: “Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, Male and Female procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.
Procedure for Men :
Wind down your car window. Insert card into ATM and enter PIN. Enter amount of cash required and take the notes. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. Wind-up window. Drive off. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the ATM. Set parking brake, put the window down. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat, finally locate the card. Tell girl friend on mobile phone that you will call her back and hang up. Attempt to insert card into machine. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its distance from the car. Insert debit card. Re-insert card the right way. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the address page. Enter PIN. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. Enter amount of cash required. Take a quick peek at yourself in rear view mirror. Retrieve notes and receipt Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside. Write debit amount in cheque register and place receipt in back of chequebook. Re-check makeup. Drive forward 2 feet. Reverse back to cash machine. Retrieve card. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you Restart stalled engine and pull off. Redial person on cell phone. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. Release Parking Brake
After months of careful research, Male and Female procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.
Procedure for Men :
Procedure for Women:
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
SHOULD YOU GET MARRIED?
Men who can answer "yes" to five or more of these questions should consider carefully before proposing marriage:
* In the kitchen, has she ever referred to an oven as "that square thing?"
* Does she use the phrase "you know" more than twice per sentence?
* Is she making monthly payments of more than $300 to a plastic surgeon.
* Have you noticed her name tattooed on three or more local bikers?
* Have you noticed three or more local bikers' names tattooed on her?
* Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to an old boyfriend's?
* Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to the Green Bay Packers?
* Does she have a wholesale source for Deodorant-in-a-Drum?
* Has she ever used the word poo-poo?
* If forced to use it at all, does she choose to spell the word sex?
* Does her resume include a six-year stint at Big Leg Emma's House of Painful Delights?
Women who can answer "yes" to five or more of these questions should consider carefully before accepting a proposal of marriage:
* On his first date with you, did he pick you up early so you could help with his laundry?
* To reach him in an emergency, would anyone think to call the local adult bookstore?
* Has he ever bragged about seeing every episode of "Gilligan's Island" at least four times?
* Is it unclear to some people whether that's a mustache or just a lot of unruly nose hair?
* Is his idea of a classy restaurant one where every table has its own stack of ketchup packets?
* Does his car get more than sixty miles per gallon?
* Does the label on his deodorant include the phrase "Industrial Strength?"
* Has he memorized the telephone number of at least one bail-bondsman?
* In the kitchen, has she ever referred to an oven as "that square thing?"
* Does she use the phrase "you know" more than twice per sentence?
* Is she making monthly payments of more than $300 to a plastic surgeon.
* Have you noticed her name tattooed on three or more local bikers?
* Have you noticed three or more local bikers' names tattooed on her?
* Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to an old boyfriend's?
* Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to the Green Bay Packers?
* Does she have a wholesale source for Deodorant-in-a-Drum?
* Has she ever used the word poo-poo?
* If forced to use it at all, does she choose to spell the word sex?
* Does her resume include a six-year stint at Big Leg Emma's House of Painful Delights?
Women who can answer "yes" to five or more of these questions should consider carefully before accepting a proposal of marriage:
* On his first date with you, did he pick you up early so you could help with his laundry?
* To reach him in an emergency, would anyone think to call the local adult bookstore?
* Has he ever bragged about seeing every episode of "Gilligan's Island" at least four times?
* Is it unclear to some people whether that's a mustache or just a lot of unruly nose hair?
* Is his idea of a classy restaurant one where every table has its own stack of ketchup packets?
* Does his car get more than sixty miles per gallon?
* Does the label on his deodorant include the phrase "Industrial Strength?"
* Has he memorized the telephone number of at least one bail-bondsman?
HORSES VS. HUSBANDS
GOOD THINGS ABOUT HUSBANDS:
1. Husbands are less expensive to shoe than horses.
2. Feeding a husband doesn't require anything that even mildly compares with the hassle of putting up hay.
3. A lame husband can still work.
4. A husband with a bellyache doesn't have to be walked.
5. Husbands don't try to scratch their heads on your back.
6. They are better able to understand puns.
7. If they are playing hard to catch, you *may* be able to run them down on foot.
8. They know their name.
9. They usually pay their own bills.
10. They apologize when they step on your toes.
11. No saddle fitting problems.
12. They seldom refuse to get into the vehicle.
13. They don't panic - running and yelling all through the house when you leave them alone (unless you've left the kids with them too!).
14. For a nominal fee, you can hire someone else to clip them.
15. They don't like the lady next door just as well as you, just because she fed him for 3 days straight.
THE HORSE'S ADVANTAGE:
1. If they don't work out you can sell them.
2. They don't come complete with in-laws.
3. You don't have to worry about your children looking like them.
4. You never have to iron their saddle pads.
5. If you get too fat for one, you can shop for a bigger one.
6. They smell good when they sweat.
7. You can repair their "clothes" with duct tape.
8. It's possible to keep them from "jumping the fence".
9. You can force them to stay in good physical condition with a whip if necessary.
10. They don't want their turn at the computer.
11. They may turn white with age, but never go bald.
12. They have never heard of PMS.
13. They learn to accept restraint.
14. They don't care what you look like as long as you have a carrot or an apple.
1. Husbands are less expensive to shoe than horses.
2. Feeding a husband doesn't require anything that even mildly compares with the hassle of putting up hay.
3. A lame husband can still work.
4. A husband with a bellyache doesn't have to be walked.
5. Husbands don't try to scratch their heads on your back.
6. They are better able to understand puns.
7. If they are playing hard to catch, you *may* be able to run them down on foot.
8. They know their name.
9. They usually pay their own bills.
10. They apologize when they step on your toes.
11. No saddle fitting problems.
12. They seldom refuse to get into the vehicle.
13. They don't panic - running and yelling all through the house when you leave them alone (unless you've left the kids with them too!).
14. For a nominal fee, you can hire someone else to clip them.
15. They don't like the lady next door just as well as you, just because she fed him for 3 days straight.
THE HORSE'S ADVANTAGE:
1. If they don't work out you can sell them.
2. They don't come complete with in-laws.
3. You don't have to worry about your children looking like them.
4. You never have to iron their saddle pads.
5. If you get too fat for one, you can shop for a bigger one.
6. They smell good when they sweat.
7. You can repair their "clothes" with duct tape.
8. It's possible to keep them from "jumping the fence".
9. You can force them to stay in good physical condition with a whip if necessary.
10. They don't want their turn at the computer.
11. They may turn white with age, but never go bald.
12. They have never heard of PMS.
13. They learn to accept restraint.
14. They don't care what you look like as long as you have a carrot or an apple.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
English for Both Sexes...
The Man's Guide to Female English...
We need = I wantIt’s
your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
You’re...so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You’re certainly attentive tonight! = Is sex all you ever think about?
I’m not emotional! And I’m not overreacting! = I’ve got my period
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper ...
I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re not going to like
I’ll be ready in a minute = kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry
Do you like this recipe? = It’s easy to fix so you’d better get used to it
I’m not yelling! = Yes I’m yelling because I think it’s important
All we’re going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we’re stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few purses, and those sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your check book?
The Woman's Guide to Male English...
I’m hungry = I’m hungry
I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy
I’m tired = I’m tired
Do you want to go to a movie = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
May I have this dance? = I’d eventually like to have sex with youNice dress = Nice cleavage!You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What’s wrong? = I don’t see why you’re making such a big deal out of this
What’s wrong? = what meaningless, self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
What’s wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I’m bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Let’s have sex now
I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we’d better have sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn’t look that much different!
Let’s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you’d like to have sex with me
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
I like that one better (while shopping) = Pick any frigging dress and let’s get out of here.
We need = I wantIt’s
your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
You’re...so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You’re certainly attentive tonight! = Is sex all you ever think about?
I’m not emotional! And I’m not overreacting! = I’ve got my period
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper ...
I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re not going to like
I’ll be ready in a minute = kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry
Do you like this recipe? = It’s easy to fix so you’d better get used to it
I’m not yelling! = Yes I’m yelling because I think it’s important
All we’re going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we’re stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few purses, and those sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your check book?
The Woman's Guide to Male English...
I’m hungry = I’m hungry
I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy
I’m tired = I’m tired
Do you want to go to a movie = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
May I have this dance? = I’d eventually like to have sex with youNice dress = Nice cleavage!You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What’s wrong? = I don’t see why you’re making such a big deal out of this
What’s wrong? = what meaningless, self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
What’s wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I’m bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Let’s have sex now
I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we’d better have sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn’t look that much different!
Let’s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you’d like to have sex with me
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
I like that one better (while shopping) = Pick any frigging dress and let’s get out of here.
What is the difference between the wife and the secretary?
Wife is a difficult task and secretary, is very important
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Once again what is the difference between the wife and the secretary? Answer: 40 kg **********
The secretary does not interfere in the affairs of the house Wife intervened in the affairs of the Office
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The secretary to be the full dress sense soon to enter the office Wife are also in full dress sense, But once out of the house ********** Secretary Alooa implemented over the Wife giving orders **********
The secretary is lying about you Wife is lying to you
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Secretary love coming draft system ((.. I dream a dream Beck Beck)) Wife love old draft system
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The secretary has a solution to every problem The wife of each problem solving
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Secretary, you are looking for excuses, even if you are uncertain how Wife provided no excuse questionable
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Secretary interpreted the defendant the benefit of the doubt Wife interpreted doubt against the accused
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Secretary do not enter the office and only find you Wife does not come out of a house and found only behind
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Goods, such as the secretary in Alvatrenp Wife, such as the goods in the warehouse
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Once again what is the difference between the wife and the secretary? Answer: 40 kg **********
The secretary does not interfere in the affairs of the house Wife intervened in the affairs of the Office
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The secretary to be the full dress sense soon to enter the office Wife are also in full dress sense, But once out of the house ********** Secretary Alooa implemented over the Wife giving orders **********
The secretary is lying about you Wife is lying to you
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Secretary love coming draft system ((.. I dream a dream Beck Beck)) Wife love old draft system
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The secretary has a solution to every problem The wife of each problem solving
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Secretary, you are looking for excuses, even if you are uncertain how Wife provided no excuse questionable
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Secretary interpreted the defendant the benefit of the doubt Wife interpreted doubt against the accused
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Secretary do not enter the office and only find you Wife does not come out of a house and found only behind
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Goods, such as the secretary in Alvatrenp Wife, such as the goods in the warehouse
properties of New elements called "Woman"& "Man"
Firest Element :
Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)
Physical properties:
1. Up to the boiling point of the most trivial reasons
2. Which may freeze at any time
3. Melts easily when treated properly
4. Very bitter if not used properly
Chemical properties:
1. A very active member
2. Unstable
3. Has a strong sensitivity of the gold, silver, platinum and precious stones
4. Violent if left alone
5. Is to absorb an enormous amount of fat food
6. Turn red when placed beside the most beautiful similar
Uses:
1. Characterized him as the aesthetic qualities of her work anywhere
2. An ideal catalyst for wealth
3. Best wasteful of income that has been known until now
4. Can not survive for long without the words
Warning:
- Volatile and if placed in a dilemma - Subject to change shape when washed with water
Th Second Element :
Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)
Physical properties:
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)
Physical properties:
Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.
Chemical properties:
Chemical properties:
Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage:
Usage:
None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.
Caution:
Caution:
In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell
Monday, June 15, 2009
Differences Between Male and Female Brains
At our start we have to know who we are talking about so that I edite it to be the start.
Gender difference have always interested me. While the physical difference between men and women are usually obvious; what fascinates more is the differences to be found 'under the bonnet' - as it were. It is those hidden differences that the pictures below seek to explain.
First, a picture of the Female brain with it's mysterious characteristics.
Below we have a picture of the male brain, observe that we now see how new areas have developed, while some parts have atrophied. As ever a picture is worth a thousand words.
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