Scientists

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.

They Said About Marriage

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

When I married MR. RIGHT, I didn't know his first name was ALWAYS!

The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding.

Our marriage was a love match. plain and simple, she was plain and I was simple!

Boss

It doesn't matter how often a husband changes his job; he still ends up with the same boss.

A Boy Heard

A boy asks his father, "Dad, is it true, I heard in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her."

His dad replies, "That happens in every country son!"

The Cost Of Marriage

A little boy asks his dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

His father replies to him, "I've no idea son, but I'm still paying for it."

The Wizard

An old man went to a wizard to see if he could remove a "curse" he'd had been living with for 40 years. the wizard says to him, "Maybe, but you'd have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you!"

The old man replies without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife!"

Secret honeymoon

Lasted for sixty years, and increased surprising
When I arrived, the reports of correspondents say that the neighbors are unanimously agreed that the couple lived an ideal life, and no interference problems, never to the house the couple Alsaidyn.

Are sent to the newspaper editors is the most efficient investigation with the couple model, and disseminate it for people to know how to make a happy married life ..


Important

The editor decided to meet with both spouses in private, to a modern objective and does not affect the other party to it.


Husband and began
Sir, Is it true that you are you and your wife Ashtma sixty years in the life of a happily married without any drawbacks?


Yes, my son


And What is the main reason???

This is due to the honeymoon trip

It was the trip to a country which is famous for its mountains magnificent
One day, climbing to Bghlin rented by one of the mountains, where the cars are unable to gain access to those areas.
And after we have come a long way, stop Turkbh mule, my wife and refused to move,

My wife got angry and said: This is the first.

Then able to convince the Mule to continue the journey.

Distance, stop mule, Turkbh my wife again and refused to move

Angry wife and shouted: This is the second

Then able to make the mule to continue the journey

Distance again, stop the mule, my wife and said Turkbh disobedience as in the previous two

My wife came down from the back, and said calmly: and the third.

And then pulled a pistol from her purse and opened fire at the head of Mule, killing him instantly

There were Thairti, and started Aoboukha,
Why did you do that?
How going back now?
How could we pay the price of Mule?

I waited until my wife stopped talking and looked at me calmly and said:


This is the first ........!!!!!!

Words about marriage

Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).

Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.

A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".


There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."


Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole


The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..