They Said About Marriage

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

When I married MR. RIGHT, I didn't know his first name was ALWAYS!

The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding.

Our marriage was a love match. plain and simple, she was plain and I was simple!