Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).
Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".
There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..