Thursday, June 18, 2009


An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling?

"I've never felt better," he replies. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant with my child!

What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidently grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So he's walking in the woods near the creek, and suddenly he spots a beaver in some brush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella , points it at the beaver and squeezes the handle. BAM! The beaver drops dead in front of him."

"Thats impossible!" said the old man in disbelief, "someone else must have shot the beaver!"

"Bingo!" says the doctor....


In a small town one of the farmers decided to throw a party.Maria and Margarita decide to go.Their husbands decided to stay home.Maria and Margarita went and had a fantabulous time.They left the party drunk as hell stumbleling home. They really had to go pee and as they looked around all they saw was the town cemetary.So they peed in the cemetary.The next day Carlos Marias husband called Gustavo Margaritas husband and said "Our wives must of had a hell of a time last night Maria came home with no underwear!' Gustavo replied " Ya Margarita came home with a sign saying You'll never be forgotten.

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