Guy's 10 Funny Thoughts About Women

1. What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.
2. Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
3. A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.
4. Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.
5. Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end upwith a station wagon.
6. If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
7. One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
8. I like my whisky old and my women young.
9. Most women are not always as young as they are painted.
10. What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.