Tuesday, June 23, 2009

wedding gifts

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:'Are you the owner?'
The pharmacist answers yes.
Says Jacob: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.'
Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?'
Pharmacist: 'All kinds.
'Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?
' Pharmacist: 'Definitely.
'Jacob: 'How about Viagra?
' Pharmacist: 'Of course.
'Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?
'Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The works.
'Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?' Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.
'Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?
' Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.
'Jacob says to the pharmacist: 'We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please.'

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