10 Funny Marriage Quotes List

1. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
2. When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. (Sacha Guitry)
3. Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. (Mickey Rooney)
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. (Helen Rowland)
5. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!
6. A man is incomplete until he is married . After that, he is finished. (Zsa Zsa Gabor)
7. My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met. (Rodney Dangerfield)
8. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
9. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
10. It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't. (Spike Milligan)