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1- Costs :
wedding gifts : 8000 $
wedding Ceremony : 5000$ (at very bad place)
Rent : $500 * 12 month *5 years = $30,000 (bad place)
Furniture : $20,000
Monthly spend : 600 $
Gifts to the wife and holidays and parties and events, travel, petty about $4000 during the five years, only $800 per annum for all
Expenses of $ 10000 includes two children, diapers, clothes and eat
The destruction of the value of the wife 10% per year means that around $7000 in five years
Total cost = $120,000 in 5 years
Return :
The number of days making love : 360 * 5 = 1800
Minus period days : 7 days *12 month *5 years = 420 days
Holidays and leave + the wife dose not want to 20 % = 360 days
[40 days after birth + (9 monthes pregnant *30 days )] * 2 kids = 620 days
Net days = 400
Minus 1 day evry week at her parents : 4 weeks * 12 month * 5 years = 240 days
5 % Husband tired,sick, mortgagor or dose not want = 90 days
so that the total = 400 -(240 + 90 ) = 70 days
with simple calculate making love for one night costs :$120,000 / 70 days =
about $ 1714 per night
Note : Keep in mind when she get older the costs will increase and the return will reduce
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