Saturday, June 20, 2009

Marriage Postulates

* To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
- To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all.

* Married men live longer than single men, - but married men are a lot more willing to go.

* Any married man should forget his mistakes, - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. - A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

* A woman has the last word in any argument. - Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

* There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

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