Thursday, June 18, 2009

New college courses

The female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required

1. Combatting Stupidity
2. You Too Can Do Housework
3. Resistance to Beer
4. How To Properly Fill An Ice Tray
5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas (Give Us Credit Cards)
6. Understanding The Female Response To Coming Home Drunk At 4:00am
7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (also called "Don't Wash My Silks")
8. Get A Life - Learn To Cook10. How Not To Act Like An Idiot When You Are Obviously Wrong
9. Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right
10. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
11. You, The Weaker Sex
12. Reasons To Give Flowers
13. Garbage - Getting It To The Curb
14. You Cannot Always Wear Whatever You Please
15. How To Put Down A Toilet Seat
16. Give Me A Break - Why We Know Your Excuses Are Lies
17. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost
18. The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
19. Helpful Posture Hints For Couch Potatoes
20. Mother-in-Laws Are People Too
21. The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous
22. How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
23. You Too Can Be A Designated Driver
24. Male Bonding: Leave Your Friends At Home
25. Attainable Goal - Omitting Foul Expletives From Vocabulary
26. You Don't Really Need That Porsche

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